Waqt Sabhi Ko Milta Hai Zindgi Badalne Ke Liye; Par Zindagi Dobara Nahi Milti Waqt Badalne Ke Liye! |
Kuch Logon Ke Messages Dekh Ke Lagta Hai; Ki Woh Paida Hi Block Hone Ke Liye Hue Hain! |
March Mein Garmi Nahi Padti; October Mein Sardi Nahi Padti; Aur July Mein Baarish Nahi Padti. Saala, Mausam Pe Toh Abb Bharosa Hi Uth Geya Hai! |
Kya Aaj Tumne Exercise Ki? Maine Toh NIKE |
Mom: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Son: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Kiya. Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Honge. Son: Kaam Wali Aunty Ko Kaun Se Tables Aate Hain! |
Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil Karta Tha Ki Duniya Hi Chhod Doon. Lekin, Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya. Yaar Tere Se Facebook Aur Whatsapp To Chhoda Nahi Jata, Duniya Kya Ghanta Chhodega! |
Dekh Baby Tu Mujhe Mil Jaye Itni Choti Soch Nahi Meri, Aur Main Tujhe Mil Jau Itni Tagdi Approach Nahi Teri! |
Duniya Mein 2 Kaam Bahut Achhe Hue: Ek Toh Whatsapp Aane Se Pehle Padhai Complete Ho Gayi; Aur Dusra Maggi Band Hone Se Pehle Bachpan Nikal Geya! |
Mohabbat To Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai Asli Dard To Slow Internet Deta Hai! |
Bhikari: Khane Ko Kuchh De Do Behen. Behen: 2 Minutes Ruko Bhai. Bhikari : Bhago Bhai, Yeh Toh Maggi Bana Rahi Hai! |