Hinglish SMS

  • Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena.<br/>
My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena!Upload to Facebook
    Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena.
    My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena!
  • Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho?<br/>
Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho?
    Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai!
  • Someone asked me, `Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?`<br/>
I replied, `Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!`Upload to Facebook
    Someone asked me, "Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?"
    I replied, "Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!"
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Puja? Why?<br/>
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Puja? Why?
    Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...<br/>
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
    Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
  • Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?<br/>
Son: But why mom?<br/>
Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!Upload to Facebook
    Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?
    Son: But why mom?
    Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
  • Someone: Kitne Single Ho?<br/>
Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!Upload to Facebook
    Someone: Kitne Single Ho?
    Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
  • Life is not easy:<br/>
Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.<br/>
Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.<br/>
Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'!Upload to Facebook
    Life is not easy:
    Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.
    Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.
    Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'!
  • If your friends really care about you.<br/>
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Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge!Upload to Facebook
    If your friends really care about you.
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    Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge!
  • Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe  Kha Kar;<br/>
Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe Kha Kar;
    Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai!
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