Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena. My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena! |
Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho? Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai! |
Someone asked me, "Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?" I replied, "Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!" |
Girl: I need to lose weight. Friend: Puja Kiya Karo. Girl: Puja? Why? Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! |
Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin... Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai! |
Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi? Son: But why mom? Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi! |
Someone: Kitne Single Ho? Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta! |
Life is not easy: Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'. Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'. Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'! |
If your friends really care about you. . . . . . Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge! |
Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe Kha Kar; Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai! |