Sabko School Mein Pata Tha Ki Sardaron Se Panga Nahin Lene Ka... Par Agar Koi School Hi Na Gaya Ho, Toh Use Kaun Samjhaye! |
Can you do me a favour? Other Countries: Sure, tell me. India: Haan, Mujhe Toh Aur Koi Kaam Hai Nahi. Tu Bata De! |
Body Toh Kabhi Bana Nahi Paaye. Hey Bhagwaan! Ab Anti-Body Hi Bana De!c |
Baal Vivaah Hi Theek Tha. Ab Toh Saala Vivaah Tak Baal Hi Nahi Rehte! |
India has the most talented students. 'Bas Bhai Heading Bata De Baki Main Khud Likh Lunga!' |
Girlfriend: Main Tumhein Saari Takleefo Se Door Rakhna Chahti Hun! Pappu: Kyon Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Tum? |
Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say - "Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!" |
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada Aur Kachori by saying NO... They too have fillings inside! |
Bhagwaan Aap Sabko Diwali Ke Messages Delete Karne Ki Shakti De! |
Agle 3-4 Dino Ke Liye Aap Sabhi Ko Same To You! |