When someone says "Chalo Bahar Ghumne Chalte Hain": Others: Mummy Nahi Maanegi. Time Nahi Hai. Girls: Mere Paas Kapde Nahi Hain! |
Dil Se Bharosa Toh Usi Din Uth Gaya Tha, Jis Din Science Ki Book Mein Dil Ki Asli Tasveer Dekhi Thi! |
Husband: Tum Ready Hone Mein Bahut Time Lagati Ho. Mujhe Dekho 2 Minute Mein Ready Ho Gaya. Wife: Yahi Toh Farak Hota Hai 'Maggi' Aur 'Shahi Paneer' Mein! |
When two friends talk to each other: Friend 1: Yaar Teri Aawaaz Mein Bahut Dard Hai. Friend 2: Haan Yaar. Friend 1: Tu Bheekh Maanga Kar, Bahut Sahi Rahega Tere Liye! |
Arz Kiya Hai... Guzar Rahe Hain Hum Aaj Us Muqaam Se; Log Saath Chhod Rahe Hain Zara Se Zukaam Se! |
Duniya Gol Hai... Aur Iss Duniya Mein Sab Ka Double Role Hai! |
Rich families: It's the weekend. Let's go out for some fun. Middle-class families: Sunday Ko Fridge Saaf Karna Hai! |
Bheed Mein Alag Dikhna Chahte Ho To... Abhi Se Sweater Pehnana Start Kar Do! |
Friend 1: Bhai Kya Kar Raha Hai? Friend 2: 100 Raha Tha. Friend 1: Milne Kab Aayega? Friend 2: 100mwar Ko. Friend 1: Love You Bhai. Friend 2: Love You 100 Much Bro. Friend 1: Haan Bhai De Dunga Tere 100 Rupaye, Aise Beizzati Na Kiya Karo! |
Life Machchar Aur Cockroach Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai. Jahan Jaate Hain Log Spray Kar Dete Hain! |