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  • If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!Upload to Facebook
    If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!
  • Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.<br/>
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!Upload to Facebook
    Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.
    But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
  • Some people look good in photos but not in real life.<br/>
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.<br/>
I am none of them!Upload to Facebook
    Some people look good in photos but not in real life.
    Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
    I am none of them!
  • Don't think you are useless.<br/>
Though you are but don't think about that!Upload to Facebook
    Don't think you are useless.
    Though you are but don't think about that!
  • Mirrors don't lie.<br/>
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!Upload to Facebook
    Mirrors don't lie.
    Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!
  • Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!Upload to Facebook
    Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
  • If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. <br/>
No one is without their phone for hours!Upload to Facebook
    If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you.
    No one is without their phone for hours!
  • You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair!Upload to Facebook
    You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair!
  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!Upload to Facebook
    This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
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