If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them! |
Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! |
Some people look good in photos but not in real life. Some people look good in real life but not in photos. I am none of them! |
Don't think you are useless. Though you are but don't think about that! |
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for some, they don't laugh either! |
Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic! |
If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. No one is without their phone for hours! |
You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair! |
You should do two things in the morning... 1. Pray to God so you can live 2. Have a shower so others can live! |
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once! |