Insults SMS

  • This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!Upload to Facebook
    This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
  • You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!Upload to Facebook
    You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
  • Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!Upload to Facebook
    Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!
  • Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!Upload to Facebook
    Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!Upload to Facebook
    If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
  • You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!Upload to Facebook
    You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
  • Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly? <br/>
I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!Upload to Facebook
    Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly?
    I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!
  • You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!Upload to Facebook
    You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!
  • When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. <br/>
It's the same when you are stupid!Upload to Facebook
    When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others.
    It's the same when you are stupid!
  • Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!
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