This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'! |
You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle! |
Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke! |
Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people! |
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world! |
You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN! |
Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly? I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that! |
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera! |
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. It's the same when you are stupid! |
Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen! |