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Upload to Facebook Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.
Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.
Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish! -
Upload to Facebook After studying for 30 mins:
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: We all make mistakes.
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
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