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Upload to Facebook Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
Jeeto: My husband! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?
Jeeto: No, I don't! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!JeetoPreeto / Funny / Marriage -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You women should come with instructions.
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly? -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
Jeeto: Nothing!
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