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Upload to Facebook Preeto: Why are you so happy?
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why are you so sad?
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.
Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
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