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![Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.<br />
Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!]()
Upload to Facebook Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.
Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine! -
![Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, several.<br/>
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.<br/>
Jeeto: I did!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?
Jeeto: Yes, several.
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
Jeeto: I did! -
![Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning! -
![Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.<br/>
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?<br/>
Jeeto: He said, `Thank you`!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?
Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"! -
![Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.<br />
Preeto: Then why is she still single?<br />
Jeeto: She never pleased anybody!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.
Preeto: Then why is she still single?
Jeeto: She never pleased anybody! -
![Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home.<br />
Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court.<br />
Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home.
Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court.
Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes! -
![Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress?<br/>
Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them!]()
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress?
Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them! -
![Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.<br />
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?<br />
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks! -
![Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!]()
Upload to Facebook Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM! -
![Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.<br />
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?`<br />
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
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