Preeto: Why are you so happy? Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"! |
Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers? Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board! |
Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'! |
Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie? Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission! |
Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs? Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink! |
Preeto: Why do men fear marriage? Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others! |
Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working? Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it! |
Preeto: What is the definition of a husband? Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift! |
Jeeto: Why are you so sad? Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life! |
Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken. Santa: Don't tell her abruptly. Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband! |