When the weather's sticky in summer, I feel glue-me! |
I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, Par PAPA RAZZI Nahi Hue! |
A cemetery raises its burial cost and blames it on the cost of 'living'. Indeed a grave situation! |
Why didn't 4 ask out 5? Because he was 2²! |
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake! |
What do you call two guys hanging from your window? Curt and Rod! |
What do beekeepers put in their party bags? Freebees! |
When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder.."Ye Kahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hi South-South Chalte!" |
What do you call a kangaroo wearing a sweater? A wooly jumper! |
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping. He is in for a rude awakening! |