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  • Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have...<br/>
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...a duel meaning!Upload to Facebook
    Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have...
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    ...a duel meaning!
  • Decided to go to an Italian restaurant because `Woh Ghar Ke PASTA`!Upload to Facebook
    Decided to go to an Italian restaurant because "Woh Ghar Ke PASTA"!
  • Toll-Booths are nothing but Bill-Gates!Upload to Facebook
    Toll-Booths are nothing but Bill-Gates!
  • A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!Upload to Facebook
    A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!
  • Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis!Upload to Facebook
    Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis!
  • Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!Upload to Facebook
    Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!
  • Popeye could also take good photographs.<br/>
Because he was `Popeye DSLR man`!Upload to Facebook
    Popeye could also take good photographs.
    Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"!
  • Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!Upload to Facebook
    Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!
  • A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.<br/>
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!Upload to Facebook
    A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.
    Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
  • If you take your bahu for a vacation in Bali, she will become Bahubali!Upload to Facebook
    If you take your bahu for a vacation in Bali, she will become Bahubali!