Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have... . . . . . ...a duel meaning! |
Decided to go to an Italian restaurant because "Woh Ghar Ke PASTA"! |
Toll-Booths are nothing but Bill-Gates! |
A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal! |
Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis! |
Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery! |
Popeye could also take good photographs. Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"! |
Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'! |
A lady donated her earrings to a beggar. Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya! |
If you take your bahu for a vacation in Bali, she will become Bahubali! |