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Upload to Facebook I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.
It flashed the message: "You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again"! -
Upload to Facebook On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready."
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?
Husband: Toast and juice! -
Upload to Facebook A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she explained.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the store assistant.
Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him! -
Upload to Facebook Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him! -
Upload to Facebook If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.
Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
Customer: My wife! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
Wife: Nahane!
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu? -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"! -
Upload to Facebook In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!
This is called balanced Act of God!
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...
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