A smart woman never yells at a man. He must be afraid of her gaze! |
Top three dreams of a man: 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is. 2. To be as rich as his child believes he is. 3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! |
There are two ways of arguing with a woman. Neither one works! |
Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess! |
Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity! |
The snoring of men is the Karma of women. Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night! |
The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream! |
Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way! |
Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control! |
Pro Tip for Men: If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch! |