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Upload to Facebook The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Women:
If a man says he will fix it, he will.
There is no need to remind him every six months! -
Upload to Facebook A man of few words is generally a married man! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Men,
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today! -
Upload to Facebook Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have a severe cold.
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying! -
Upload to Facebook A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius! -
Upload to Facebook Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Men,
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants! -
Upload to Facebook Women use cuddling as a trap.
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"!
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