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"Sir, do you see any change in me?" -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK! -
Upload to Facebook What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte! -
Upload to Facebook Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity! -
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Because pepper makes them sneeze! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry! -
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Their horns don't work! -
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Microchips! -
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It held up a pair of pants! -
Upload to Facebook What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?
Nothing, it just gave a little wine!
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