One-liners SMS

  • Why don't Arab women need Insurance?<br/>
Because they are already covered!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't Arab women need Insurance?
    Because they are already covered!
  • What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,<br/>
`Sir, do you see any change in me?`Upload to Facebook
    What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,
    "Sir, do you see any change in me?"
  • Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?<br/>
It went OK!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
    It went OK!
  • What did the computer do at lunchtime?<br/>
Had a byte!Upload to Facebook
    What did the computer do at lunchtime?
    Had a byte!
  • Why do ambassadors never get sick?<br/>
Diplomatic immunity!Upload to Facebook
    Why do ambassadors never get sick?
    Diplomatic immunity!
  • Why do fish live in saltwater?<br/>
Because pepper makes them sneeze!Upload to Facebook
    Why do fish live in saltwater?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  • Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?<br/>
There was no chemistry!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
    There was no chemistry!
  • Why do cows wear bells?<br/>
Their horns don't work!Upload to Facebook
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Their horns don't work!
  • What is the computer's favorite food?<br/>
Microchips!Upload to Facebook
    What is the computer's favorite food?
    Microchips!
  • Why did the belt get locked up?<br/>

It held up a pair of pants!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the belt get locked up?
    It held up a pair of pants!
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