Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered! |
What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?" |
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK! |
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte! |
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity! |
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! |
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry! |
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work! |
What is the computer's favorite food? Microchips! |
Why did the belt get locked up? It held up a pair of pants! |