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![What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?<br/>
Nothing, it just gave a little wine!]()
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Nothing, it just gave a little wine! -
![One state official to the other:<br/>
I don't know what people have against us. We haven't done anything!]()
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I don't know what people have against us. We haven't done anything! -
![Why do people never eat clocks?<br/>
Because it's really time-consuming!]()
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Because it's really time-consuming! -
![What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?<br/>
It gets toad away!]()
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It gets toad away! -
![What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br />
Gummy Bear!]()
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Gummy Bear! -
![Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert?<br/>
Because they're always stuffed.]()
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![What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?<br/>
A red carnation!]()
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A red carnation! -
Why couldn't the teacher get the class to focus?
He couldn't control his pupils! -
![Can a match box?<br/>
No, but a tin can!]()
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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences!
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