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I don't know what people have against us. We haven't done anything! -
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Because it's really time-consuming! -
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It gets toad away! -
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Gummy Bear! -
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Because they're always stuffed. -
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A red carnation! -
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No, but a tin can! -
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"You may sniff the bride!" -
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It's OK, It's under Ctrl! -
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Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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