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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time! -
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep! -
What comes after Billions?
The IRS -
Why was the broom late?
It over swept! -
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`You may sniff the bride!`]()
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"You may sniff the bride!" -
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It's OK, It's under Ctrl!]()
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It's OK, It's under Ctrl! -
![Why do fish live in saltwater?<br/>
Because pepper makes them sneeze!]()
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Because pepper makes them sneeze! -
![What do calenders eat?<br/>
Dates!]()
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Dates! -
![What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br/>
Gummy bear!]()
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Gummy bear! -
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!
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