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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot! -
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You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!]()
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte! -
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What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks! -
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Hot shower (n.) - a regular shower, but with me in it!
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