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![Why did the poor dog chase his tail?<br/>
He was trying to make both ends meet!]()
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He was trying to make both ends meet! -
![What happened to the plant in Maths class?<br/>
It grew square roots!]()
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What do you call a sick eagle?
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
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![Why do cows wear bells?<br />
Because their horns don't work!]()
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![Where do animals go when their tails fall off?<br/>
The retail store!]()
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![Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?<br/>
It's good for the bones!]()
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![Q: Why do ambassadors never get sick?<br/>
A: Diplomatic immunity.]()
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![Why did the skeleton not go to the party? He had no-body to go with!]()
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