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![What do you call a sleeping bull?<br/>
A bulldozer!]()
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![Why was the computer so tired when it got home?<br />
Because it had a hard drive!]()
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![Why do you have to `put your two cents in`... But it's only a `penny for your thoughts`? Where's that extra penny going to?]()
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![What do you call sad coffee?<br/>
Despresso!]()
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![What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?<br />
A: Lazy bones!]()
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![What kind of robbery is least dangerous?<br/>
A safe robbery!]()
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A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.
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Soldier: The bullet struck my head and went careening into space.
Friend: You're being candid about it, anyway!
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