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Sea Captain: There is no hope! The ship is doomed! In an hour we will all be dead!
Seasick Passenger: Thank God! -
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Grandmother: Never mind about your pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?` -
Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighters- Jose and Hose B? -
Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, let's play bridge! -
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot! -
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs! -
How does a funeral director sign his correspondence? Yours eventually... -
Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living! -
Master, is it proper for a monk to use email?
Sure as long as there are no 'attachments'!
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