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Upload to Facebook I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives! -
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in! -
I bet you Rs 43,284, you can't guess how much I owe my bookie! -
I was playing poker with Tarot Cards. I got a full house, and four people died. -
Disability jokes are not funny. I've got a friend in a wheelchair who just can't stand it! -
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that's not just my opinion- It's hers. -
What's the kindest thing you can say about egotists?
At least they don't talk about other people! -
I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and it's getting serious. She's asked me to move out with her! -
Men are like coolers - load them with beer and you can take them anywhere! -
There is no problem that can't be solved by a good miracle.
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