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If you watch an Apple store getting robbed, are you an iWitness? -
I found an old shoebox full of photos. Mostly me with my ex. More than anything else it made me miss those shoes. -
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any! -
I drank so much whisky last night - when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition! -
Apparently nine out of ten single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed. My dog's full of useful information like that! -
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play inside!
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