I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg! |
How often does one make chemistry jokes? Periodically! |
What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires - "End of A. Nehra!" |
What can you make from baked beans and onions? Tear Gas! |
What happened to the plant in Math class? It grew square roots! |
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels! |
Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs! |
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection! |
What is the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates! |
Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well! |