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  • I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. <br/>
I was like OMg!Upload to Facebook
    I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
    I was like OMg!
  • How often does one make chemistry jokes?<br/>
Periodically!Upload to Facebook
    How often does one make chemistry jokes?
    Periodically!
  • What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires - <br/>
`End of A. Nehra!`Upload to Facebook
    What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires -
    "End of A. Nehra!"
  • What can you make from baked beans and onions?<br/>
Tear Gas!Upload to Facebook
    What can you make from baked beans and onions?
    Tear Gas!
  • What happened to the plant in Math class?<br/>
It grew square roots!Upload to Facebook
    What happened to the plant in Math class?
    It grew square roots!
  • Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?<br />
Because then they would be called Bagels!<br />Upload to Facebook
    Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
    Because then they would be called Bagels!
  • Why don't blind people go skydiving?<br/>
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't blind people go skydiving?
    Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
  • Is your name WiFi?<br/>
Because I'm feeling a connection!Upload to Facebook
    Is your name WiFi?
    Because I'm feeling a connection!
  • What is the difference between me and a calendar?<br/>
A calendar has dates!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between me and a calendar?
    A calendar has dates!
  • Why did the blind woman fall into the well?<br/>
Because she couldn't see that well!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the blind woman fall into the well?
    Because she couldn't see that well!
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