Why couldn't the bell pass his music test? He was a dumbbell! |
What type of dogs won't chase cows? A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything! |
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! |
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows! |
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate! |
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet! |
Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad! |
What happened when dad told a chemistry joke? There was no reaction! |
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon! |
Do you know any jokes about Sodium? Na! |