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A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything! -
Upload to Facebook I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows! -
Upload to Facebook Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate! -
Upload to Facebook What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet! -
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Because his car got toad! -
Upload to Facebook What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?
There was no reaction! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
Na! -
Upload to Facebook I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
I was like OMg!
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