A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship; But there was no Chemistry! |
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. |
What do you call bears with no ears? B! |
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left? Bison! |
How do you make an eggroll? You push it! |
How does NASA organize a party? They planet! |
What is a pirate's favorite letter? It would be C! |
What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? De-bate! |
What grows under your nose? Tulips! |
Why couldn't the bell pass his music test? He was a dumbbell! |