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Loyalty! -
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Just in case he gets a hole in one! -
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Because they have two shifts! -
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Drunkcula! -
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He says he can stop anytime! -
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Meat Patty! -
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A library because they have the most stories! -
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Even the cake was in tiers! -
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A gummy bear!
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