What does the chromosome like to wear? Genes! |
What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time? Loyalty! |
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks? Just in case he gets a hole in one! |
Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts! |
What do you call an alcoholic Vampire? Drunkcula! |
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime! |
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat Patty! |
What's the tallest building in the world? A library because they have the most stories! |
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers! |
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble! |