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  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br/>
A gummy bear!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  • A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;<br/>
But there was no Chemistry!Upload to Facebook
    A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;
    But there was no Chemistry!
  • Why do cows wear bells? <br/>
Because their horns don't work.Upload to Facebook
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.
  • What do you call bears with no ears?<br/>
B!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?<br/>
Bison!Upload to Facebook
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
    Bison!
  • How do you make an eggroll?<br/>
You push it!Upload to Facebook
    How do you make an eggroll?
    You push it!
  • How does NASA organize a party?<br/>
They planet!Upload to Facebook
    How does NASA organize a party?
    They planet!
  • What is a pirate's favorite letter? <br/>
It would be C!Upload to Facebook
    What is a pirate's favorite letter?
    It would be C!
  • What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? <br/>
De-bate!Upload to Facebook
    What do you use to lure in an arguing fish?
    De-bate!
  • What grows under your nose?<br/>
Tulips!Upload to Facebook
    What grows under your nose?
    Tulips!
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