Bliss is when you have no problems from your Kids, Knees & Kidneys! |
When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them. Byelingual! |
When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese. She's the gratist! |
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis! |
I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 3 years in a row now! |
What do you call three trees? A tree-o! |
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally! |
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs! |
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now! |
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner's on me! |