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Because they ran out of space!]()
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![What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common? <br/>
Icy Dead People!]()
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![What do you call a happy farmer? <br/>
A jolly rancher!]()
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![Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.<br/>
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!]()
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![Have you ever tried to eat a clock?<br/>
It's really time consuming!]()
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![No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!]()
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![What do snowmen eat for breakfast? <br/>
Snowflakes!]()
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![What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? <br/>
A father-in-law!]()
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