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Upload to Facebook When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.
Byelingual! -
Upload to Facebook When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.
She's the gratist! -
Upload to Facebook What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis! -
Upload to Facebook I forgot to go to the gym today.
That's 3 years in a row now! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call three trees?
A tree-o! -
Upload to Facebook It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally! -
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It has too many bugs! -
Upload to Facebook I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now! -
Upload to Facebook What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner's on me! -
Upload to Facebook What does the chromosome like to wear?
Genes!
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