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  • What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?<br/> The saurus!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?
    The saurus!
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  • Bro, you want this pamphlet?<br/> Brochure!Upload to Facebook
    Bro, you want this pamphlet?
    Brochure!
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  • To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!Upload to Facebook
    To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!
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  • Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?<br/> Towels!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
    Towels!
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  • If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!<br/> I'll batter them!Upload to Facebook
    If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!
    I'll batter them!
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  • What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?<br/> An egg!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
    An egg!
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  • What is the computer's favorite food?<br/> Microchips!Upload to Facebook
    What is the computer's favorite food?
    Microchips!
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  • What do you call a whale with no pants on?<br/> Free Willy!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a whale with no pants on?
    Free Willy!
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  • I use to date a tennis player...<br/> But love meant nothing to her!Upload to Facebook
    I use to date a tennis player...
    But love meant nothing to her!
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  • Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?<br/> A: Mer-Maid!Upload to Facebook
    Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
    A: Mer-Maid!
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