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  • What do you call a laughing piano?<br/> Yamahahaha!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a laughing piano?
    Yamahahaha!
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  • What's a vampire's favourite fruit?<br/> A nectarine!Upload to Facebook
    What's a vampire's favourite fruit?
    A nectarine!
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  • What's green and not very heavy?<br/> Light green!Upload to Facebook
    What's green and not very heavy?
    Light green!
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  • Did you hear the rumour about butter?<br/> Well I'm not going to spread it!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the rumour about butter?
    Well I'm not going to spread it!
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  • I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.<br/> But that's shallot!Upload to Facebook
    I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.
    But that's shallot!
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  • I've swallowed a dictionary.<br/> It's given me thesaurus throat ever!Upload to Facebook
    I've swallowed a dictionary.
    It's given me thesaurus throat ever!
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  • Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?<br/> It went over their heads!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?
    It went over their heads!
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  • What do you call a lazy skeleton? <br/> Bone idle!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a lazy skeleton?
    Bone idle!
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  • What do you call a lazy skeleton? <br/> Bone idle!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a lazy skeleton?
    Bone idle!
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  • Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?<br/> Tequila!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
    Tequila!
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