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Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the difference between 'Science' and 'Art'? Pappu: There is no medicine for Corona, as of now, that is Science. Hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of Corona even though there is no medicine. This is an Art! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom. -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Pappu: Zebra.
Teacher: Why Zebra?
Pappu: Because it's black & white! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
Pappu: I get up early! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
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