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Upload to Facebook Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you.
Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho?
Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu was following a girl.
Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you.
Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me.
Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Pappu: 2 Books.
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Pappu: 4 Books.
Teacher: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books?
Pappu: LIBRARY! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage.
Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
Pappu: That's my girl! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin.
Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic.
Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: In which countries are elephants found?
Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full.
Pappu: But, mummy, what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
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