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Upload to Facebook Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading! -
Upload to Facebook Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C.
Now give a relevant example.
Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married.
Bunty: How do you know?
Pappu: I've asked them! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth.
Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am really fed up.
Bunty: What's the matter?
Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: She says I'm childish.
Bunty: So how did you cope up?
Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Son, how are your grades in the last exams?
Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM.
Bunty: So she agreed.
Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
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