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![Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways.<br />
Bunty: Wonder what?<br />
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!]()
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Bunty: Wonder what?
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays! -
![Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?<br />
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!]()
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Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe! -
![Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, `Who invented Steam Engine?`<br/>
Pappu: What Sir?<br/>
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.<br/>
<b>Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!</b>]()
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Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge! -
![Girl: Why do you follow me all the time?<br />
Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say `Keep following your dreams until you get them`!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why do you follow me all the time?
Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams until you get them"! -
![Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1?<br />
Pappu: Happy Hours!]()
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Pappu: Happy Hours! -
![Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: A good professional Manager.<br />
Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it.<br />
Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: A good professional Manager.
Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it.
Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies! -
![Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.<br/>
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.<br/>
Teacher: Why?<br/>
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!]()
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Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far! -
![Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road.<br />
Bunty: So what happened now?<br />
Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn!]()
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Bunty: So what happened now?
Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn! -
![Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.<br />
Bunty: But why?<br />
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else!]()
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Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else! -
![Pappu: Mom, thanks a lot.<br />
Jeeto: What for?<br />
Pappu: I'm glad you named me 'Pappu' because everybody calls me that!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, thanks a lot.
Jeeto: What for?
Pappu: I'm glad you named me 'Pappu' because everybody calls me that!
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