Pappu SMS

  • Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.<br/>
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Ladies first!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.
    Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: Ladies first!
  • Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
    Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
    Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.
    Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
  • Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'm,  I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
    Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
  • In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test.
    Prove Sin x = 6n
    Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
    Thus: Six = 6
    He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!
  • Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.<br/>
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?<br/>
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
    Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
    Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
  • Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
    Pappu: Even.
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
  • Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?<br />
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.<br />
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?<br />
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
    Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.
    Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?
    Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
  • Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?<br />
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
    Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
  • Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.<br/>
Pappu: Wash an elephant!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
    Pappu: Wash an elephant!
  • Teacher: What's two plus three?<br />
Pappu: : Five.<br />
Teacher: Good.<br />
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What's two plus three?
    Pappu: : Five.
    Teacher: Good.
    Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!
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