Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'. Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher: How? Pappu: Ladies first! |
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is, Sir. Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything. Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope! |
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson? Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation? |
In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test. Prove Sin x = 6n Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides. Thus: Six = 6 He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT! |
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes. Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers? Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam! |
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the 'S'! |
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu. Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you? Pappu:: Same here, Sir! |
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch! |
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life. Pappu: Wash an elephant! |
Teacher: What's two plus three? Pappu: : Five. Teacher: Good. Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect! |