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Upload to Facebook Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road.
Bunty: So what happened now?
Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, thanks a lot.
Jeeto: What for?
Pappu: I'm glad you named me 'Pappu' because everybody calls me that! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car.
Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words?
Jeeto: Yes, of course.
Pappu: He did not say a word! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Both 'Happy' and 'Lucky' proposed to Guddi.
Bunty: I wonder who's the lucky one?
Pappu: It's too soon to say yet, but she accepted 'Happy'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.
Pinky: What did she do?
Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'!
Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time.
Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you?
Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself! -
Upload to Facebook The moon was shining brightly.
"Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: But I've never kissed a man.
Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
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