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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
Pappu: Wash an elephant! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What's two plus three?
Pappu: : Five.
Teacher: Good.
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways.
Bunty: Wonder what?
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays! -
Upload to Facebook Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why do you follow me all the time?
Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams until you get them"! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1?
Pappu: Happy Hours! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: A good professional Manager.
Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it.
Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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