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Upload to Facebook Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind.
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she? -
Upload to Facebook "Pappu Pappu"
"Yes Papa"
"Watching movies?"
"No Papa"
"Watching videos?!"
"No Papa"
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!" -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Ladies first! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
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